How Candy Bars are Really Made...?

One PAYDAY, MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT-O-HONEY so he took he took miss HERSHEY'S behind the powerhouse on the corner of clark n 5th AVENUE. He bagan to feel her MOUNDS with his ERFINGER that was pure ALMOND JOY it made her TOOTSIE ROLL and he let out a SNICKERS as she screamed OH HENRY while squeezing his PETERPAUL she said you're even better then the 3MUSKETEERS. Soon she was a bit CHUNKY. 9 months later she had a sweet BABY RUTH.